Although the name of this blog sounds vaguely like that of a SoCal thrash-punk band that disbanded several times in the 80s due to the lead singer’s increasingly problematic heroin use — it’s actually about a baby and cats. More accurately: a baby-to-be. And cats.
Bear with me.
Naturally, Perry is our loving nickname for the parasite. Er, baby. And the shit monsters are our two tabby cats. If you’ve ever owned two indoor-only, extremely well-fed cats, this requires no further explanation.
If you don’t enjoy cats, poo talk, comparing unborn children to parasites, or the word “fuck”, you’ll hate this blog.
The rest of you freaks are my people.